What does Ron Swanson say?
“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.”
What is the best Ron Swanson episode?
Read on below and be sure to vote up the your favorite episodes of Parks and Recreation that showcase Ron Swanson.
- Road Trip. Video: YouTube.
- London. Video: YouTube.
- Ron and Tammy. Video: YouTube.
- 94 Meetings. Video: YouTube.
- Ron & Tammy: Part Two. Video: YouTube.
- Indianapolis. Video: YouTube.
- Go Big or Go Home.
- Eagleton.
What does Ron Swanson say about the government?
“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk. And the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke.” “Government is inefficient and should be dissolved.”
What does Ron Swanson say about clear alcohol?
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
What scotch does Ron Swanson drink?
Lagavulin 16
Ron Swanson is the Parks & Recreation fictional character and director of the Pawnee parks department, who loves woodworking and Lagavulin 16 Single Malt scotch whisky.
What did I say gimme all the bacon and eggs you have?
Ron Swanson : Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?
How old is Ron Offerman?
51 years (June 26, 1970)Nick Offerman / Age
What’s the funniest episode of Parks and Rec?
The Funniest Episodes of Parks and Recreation
- “Pawnee Rangers” (Parks and Recreation Season 4, Episode 4)
- “Flu Season” (Parks and Recreation Season 3, Episode 2)
- “Telethon” (Parks and Recreation Season 2, Episode 22)
- “The Debate” (Parks and Recreation Season 4, Episode 20)